Thursday, March 27, 2014

Selena Gomez Makes Complicated Lingerie Look Way Too Easy In Her Sexy New Instragram Photo

Selena Gomez really knows how to get her fans’ hearts racing! In her most recent sexy Instagram, Gomez pulls one hell of a sex pot pose in a sheer, lingerie number. Situated in front of mirror in what appears to be a dressing room in Ron Burgundy‘s house, Gomez has her back to the camera in that “I just can’t stop running my hands through my hair” pin up pose that’s been giving boners since the storied days of yore. She looks freaking fantastic.

I’m not really sure how to describe her outfit–calling it a dress seems charitable, so I might just go ahead and say this is full on sexy lingerie. Exceptionally strappy, complicated lingerie. How did she even get into that thing? Who arranged all of those straps?

She looks confident and poised, which is remarkably impressive considering she’s sticking her ass out and making a sexy face while someone snaps a photo. I never understand how models and actors manage to look so hot in photo shoots, because I imagine them as socially horrifying minefields of awkwardness. But she looks beautiful, comfortable, and relaxed, so clearly she has something figured out that is still a big mystery to me.

In a bid to keep fans guessing, Gomez captioned this picture “.. Secret project.” WHAT’S THE SECRET, SELENA? Is there more to it than just looking banging and being confident? Does the have to do with all of those straps? Maybe it’s a musical instructional video about how to get in and out of complicated lingerie. Time will tell.



Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Pretty blonde student 'Elizabeth Raine' poses in lingerie

A pretty medical student is auctioning her virginity to the highest bidder online.The slim blonde, who calls herself Elizabeth Raine, hopes to make at least £250,000 from a wealthy suitor but warns that "love is not part of the arrangement".

She says she has never had any form of sex, seen a naked man in the flesh or let one see her nude.Elizabeth, 27, wants to make the "sharp transition from virgin to literal whore" in a global auction starting on April 1. The prize is a 12-hour date which will include her first sexual experience.She has posed in sexy lingerie to promote her blog, called Musings of a Virgin Whore, but is not showing her face to keep her real identity hidden.

She admits that money is her main motivation but says that she is far from short of cash and will donate 35% of her proceeds to a charity that helps educate women in developing countries.Introducing herself online, she invites bidders to join her on "this unique, exhilarating, challenging,sexy lingerie,and hopefully lucrative adventure."

She adds: "At the ripe age of 27, virginity fits me like a glove. It is unexpected and unconventional, yet exhilarating and empowering. Now, having made the decision to sell my virginity, I cannot imagine losing it in any other way.She says she went to excellent private schools and is now a medical student at a leading US university.One reason she is a virgin is that she is "slightly frightened" of committing to relationships with men, she admits.Asked in an interview what kind of man she hopes will take her virginity, she said: "The most money is mainly what I'm looking for."Because selling sex is largely illegal in the USA, she has hired an agent based in Sydney, Australia, "where very relaxed prostitution laws will permit this exchange".She concludes: "I also will be paying taxes due on this income. In fact, I am quite happy to."



Monday, March 24, 2014

Pair Your Sexy Lingerie With Terrifying Cartoon Eyes And Barbie Proportions

Watch out, potential purchasers of sexy lingerie! Your corsets, bras and panties* could come at a price: a face and figure proportional to that of humans rather than Bratz dolls. A set of lingerie on retailer AliExpress has been using a model whom I suspect is not the genuine cartoon/human hybrid we geeks have been waiting for, so something in me wants to guess she cannot possibly be proportioned this way.

Anybody find it strange that they photoshopped the model so her waist is approximately the same width as her head? Speaking of her head, though, it’s her eyes that get to me.Perhaps this model has only recently been going through an utterly life-changing experience featuring an Instagram-filtered road trip, several Broken Social Scene songs, and a series of realizations regarding the world not being what it seems. Deep, girl. Open them eyez to the truth.Or the advertisers simply felt the woman’s eyes were too small–which makes very little sense, as your eyes are typically just the size they need to be in order to allow that whole “vision” function–so they enlarged them in a terrifying way:Well, that would make sense, given they’re photoshopped enough to give Sauron a run for his money?

I found the images while poking around the Internet last night, searching for holiday lingerie, as one does. While I look at pictures of clothes quite a bit during my regular day, shopping for myself always feels strangely different. In this case, it was a stark reminder that women in lingerie ads are just unbelievably photoshopped nearly every time. Not only that, but they’re almost always hanging out in awkwardly contorted positions I do not recall ever finding comfortable while wearing–well, anything. Lacy or otherwise.In any case, I think I’ll opt out of buying lingerie accompanied by bad poetry and terrible marketing that makes women into literal caricatures of themselves. Then again, I suppose that eliminates a lot of stores.


Monday, March 3, 2014

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMBER SMITH

Happy Birthday to modeling legend Amber Smith!

Amber Smith began modeling when she was 16 and went on to have an incredibly successful career. Smith appeared in two consecutive issues of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She was also the first model of the Wonderbra campaign and was the model for the 2002 Sexy Lingerie campaign for the European sister company of Victoria’s Secret. Smith has appeared on the cover of Vogue, ELLE, Cosmopolitan and Playboy.

Smith has also appeared in several films and television shows. She has had roles in major studio films such as L.A. Confidential, The Mirror Has Two Faces and American Beauty. If you’re a man of a certain age, you may also remember Smith as the star of the Cinemax series Sin City Diaries.


Friday, January 24, 2014

Keri Russell Strips to Lingerie and Straddles Matthew Rhys in GQ

Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys sure are some sexy spies.
The Americans costars, who portray a KGB couple during the Reagan era posing as American man and wife, steam up the pages of the latest issue of GQ. In several sultry photographs, Russell strips down to her Sexy Lingerie and straddles her onscreen—and possible offscreen—love interest.
Although the duo do not dish about their own relationship status, they did open up about their complicated characters on the hit FX series.
"I love that she's a mom who doesn't always get it right," the 37-year-old actress reveals about her character. "She's making a bologna sandwich for her kids one minute and then blowing a guy in a hotel for intel the next."

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Anne Hathaway, Give us a kiss!

It's no wonder that Anne Hathaway stays in such fabulous shape given her active lifestyle while on vacation in Oahu, Hawaii. 
The 31-year-old actress worked up quite a fun lather just playing around in the surf while her husband Adam Shulman stayed ashore and watched on Wednesday.
Anne was seen splashing around the waves and having a marvelous time, revealing her pale willowy figure in a purple one-piece swimsuit and pink drawstring shorts.
Bathing beauty: Anne Hathaway cut a sexy silhouette in a purple one-piece and drawstring pink shorts during a swim on the beach of Oahu, Hawaii on Wednesday
Bathing beauty: Anne Hathaway cut a sexy silhouette in a purple one-piece and drawstring pink shorts during a swim on the beach of Oahu, Hawaii on Wednesday
Moving in: The Les Miserables star grabbed Adam around the shoulders to draw him in for a long smooch
Moving in: The Les Miserables star grabbed Adam around the shoulders to draw him in for a long smooch
She kicked up her heels in the water while sending a smile in the direction of her spouse, who opted to stay on the beach.
Anne emerged a little while later looking totally invigorated from her swim and sporting slicked back, wet hair and a toothy grin.
She must have been thinking of something funny for as she stepped away from the water was caught in a case of serious giggles.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Best Places for Cheap Lingerie

Cheap lingerie sounds like something of an oxymoron, but you really don't have to spend a million bucks to look like a million bucks. I love pretty things as much as the next person, but I've inherited from my mother an obsessive need to find a great deal on everything. Years spent shopping with her have taught me that if you're paying full price for anything, you're getting cheated, and lingerie is no exception. You really can have beautiful lingerie without spending hundreds of dollars. Here are the best places to find it.


Daisy Fuentes 
Daisy Fuentes makes some of the most beautiful lingerie I've ever seen. Much of it is an imitation of more expensive styles sold at that "Secret" place that breaks everyone's bank account. Her designs are sold exclusively at Kohl's and run the gamut from lacy push-up bras to teeny tiny thongs. Every time I check out her designs, there's a new color and style, and Kohl's frequently has buy one get one sales on lingerie. Stock up on Daisy Fuentes lingerie and you can get five or six bras at the price it would normally cost you to get just one!
Frederick's of Hollywood My mom tells me that Frederick's used to be the go-to place for lingerie, and their designs were considered so scandalous a few decades ago that their catalog was sent in a brown paper bag. Now it seems like everyone has forgotten about Frederick's, but their designs are still beautiful. They frequently have amazing sales, and even at full price, their elegant lingerie is substantially cheaper than other "designer" lingerie.